In Purgatory you dress in beige and must never express a definite opinion.
“What do you think?”
“I don’t mind, it’s all the same to me.”
Everything is decided by committee. Extensive minutes of the meetings are circulated widely.
In Purgatory, you eat lettuce twice a day and three times on Sunday. You stay inside when the sun shines. The main pastime is snobbery and it is always Tuesday.